Last night I had a dream that under my computer desk, I saw a poisoned roach laying on it's back and holding a caramel candy with all of its legs and sucking on it as it lay dying. It was the most profoundly disturbing image I have ever dreamed.

It later turned into a cat, which I tried to feed a giant poisoned hamburger to to kill. I did this because I knew it was a roach at heart.